Did you see Sallu bhai ki any movie the other day? You didn’t? Shame on you — go peep it immediately. What did you see? He is hawwwt right! Or if you are not a big bhai fan then I can bet that you wouldn’t have missed – Ranveer Singh flaunting his oil-soaked chiseled body in his movies or […]
Would you like a Nepali gudiya? Or a wide Bangladeshi? How about a snowy Ukranian? No no, nothing beats the good old desi Bhabhi in bed. Yum yum.. Getting edgy already? Jump in and get greasy right here – www.staylaid.com. India’s first and only website where you can book a girl for one night, completely secure […]
It is not just our parents and Sanskar that lead me to believe in remaining pavitra till my marriage (Well, my fucking hymen decides if I am pure or not?) but also movies like ‘kya kehna’ where Preity Zinta sleeps with her boyfriend once and gets pregnant as if Saif Ali khan is the most […]
Last night I remember myself raising a glass of wine at my best friend’s anniversary party. No no..not because he proposed her on that day but, because she gave her flower to him on that day. Don’t run your horses guys, I meant sex. Are vahi apni vali sunny leone wala sex! ME (raising the […]
But Uncle the prices on other portal are so much more affordable. You are too expensive Uncle. Uncleee aise nahi hoga … Ok, dear dosts. We need to get this straight. You are mistaking things here. There is a huuuuuuuuuuuuge difference between booking a hotel as a couple and booking a hotel as a […]
There is no StayUncle without couples And StayUncle shall not rest till every single couple in India is given a chance to love. We’ve served tens of thousands of couples across 40 Indian cities. Yet there is tons of work left. While things appear less gloomy in the urban Indian city, such is not the […]
In Uncle you met? Then tell us exactly how it happened and we may send you all the way to Bali? In celebration of 3 years of StayUncle and helping thousands of local ID couples in India get privacy with no questions asked, we are launching an Instagram contest. We are excited to help a […]
The white clean suit of mine is all ready to be hit by colorful water balloons and just for the change you can throw semen filled balloons too because this holy we are breaking all the limits of creepiness, right guys? If only it was possible for guys to produce colorful semen, I can’t imagine […]
Kiski talwaar pe sar rakhu ye bata do mujhe, ishq karna agar khata hai to saza do mujhe.. This is exactly what we don’t want. Where at one side Bollywood teaches us “pyar kiya to darna kya” and the other side it tells us the mode of dying.*irony dude* We Indians fucking love the concept […]
Inhaling patience. Exhaling success! This is what was written on the police signboard in Jorhat What the heck were you doing in a police station Blaze uncle? And where on Earth is Jorhat? Jorhat is a small town and the 2nd largest one in Assam in North East India where we are supposed to take […]
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