Author: Divya Auntie

Heya, myself DIvya auntie, a Delhi based student tired of all the unreal shit out there about things called society.. I will be telling stories others shun away. Yours perhaps?

LADIES, USE TECHNOLOGY TO REPORT CREEPS (Part 2)

LADIES, USE TECHNOLOGY TO REPORT CREEPS (Part 2)

Do you know the feeling? When your entire being shrinks to the size of a pea; your memories retreat from the edges of your body until the very essence of you is neatly packaged and tucked away; you begin to dissociate from your physical self. It’s the feeling that follows when someone discards your personhood and […]

Hiii sexy. Waanna do fraaandship? *creep alert* – Part 1

Hiii sexy. Waanna do fraaandship? *creep alert* – Part 1

WARNING: Such creepy comments on her photo will get you a long date with police. Sounds romantic, doesn’t it? Cheers to the cyber laws for being the real match-maker! If you are a woman living in India, you know that messages like this one by creeps on Facebook are a daily affair. Most of us usually choose to ignore them, […]

I stained my pants and didn’t try to hide it.

I stained my pants and didn’t try to hide it.

I was in the break room doubled over in pain. My boss asked me what was wrong and I told him. I can’t remember if it was as crass as “blood oozing out of my vagina” or just “menstrual cycle”, but the look on his face taught me an important lesson that day: you can’t […]

Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahin Hai Kya

Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahin Hai Kya

He: Nahin hai Me: Okay then I am all yours. Doesn’t work like that right? Agar nhi hai to kya ? What next? Thus, the statement doesn’t help us in anyway but in reverse it somewhere strengths the patriarchy. Whaaat? *C’mon auntie, stop relating any random shit to your feminism and call it a real […]

The dirty scary little tale of the she-cup.

The dirty scary little tale of the she-cup.

In the drizzly day with chai and bhutta (not sutta, for a change) the rotating bottle stopped in my direction and I was asked – what is the wildest thing that you ever did? I might have tried doing the Kamasutra positions while doing yoga or would have drunk danced on the streets of Goa […]

Objectifying men: Is that a thing?

Objectifying men: Is that a thing?

Did you see Sallu bhai ki any movie the other day? You didn’t? Shame on you — go peep it immediately. What did you see? He is hawwwt right! Or if you are not a big bhai fan then I can bet that you wouldn’t have missed – Ranveer Singh flaunting his oil-soaked chiseled body in his movies or […]

Sex before marriage? Tauba tauba..

Sex before marriage? Tauba tauba..

It is not just our parents and Sanskar that lead me to believe in remaining pavitra till my marriage (Well, my fucking hymen decides if I am pure or not?) but also movies like ‘kya kehna’ where Preity Zinta sleeps with her boyfriend once and gets pregnant as if Saif Ali khan is the most […]