Roses are red Violets are blue And we have a sizzling StayUncle love kit Just for you. It is well known fact that I suck at poetry as do most of the people who work at StayUncle. But I can narrate all day around Praveen uncle’s underwear and other important questions around India’s national security. […]
(In case you have or know someone who has recently experienced the type of inconvenience elaborated below, we are ready to offer free legal support). We were taken back after digging into the following statement on Quora dating from just few days ago (and unfortunately seen by over 286k Quora members) elaborating on the logic of raiding […]
“Girl, when you blow your boy, Or boy when you go down on her, Or when both of you use a toy, and the world’s a blur, I know it feels like heaven, you too violate 377” Holy shit! Is it? And just so you know, technically under Section 377, masturbation is illegal as well. […]
If Delhiites are the undisputed champions of budget, quickie quickie type of couple stay, Mumbaikars declare you their deity if their couple friendly stay in Mumbai doesn’t burn a hole in their pocket then Bangaloreans surely want to make each of their couple friendly stays more special than their previous one. The good folks in […]
Getting hotels for couples in Mumbai turned out easier but hacking couple friendly accommodation for these eager Mumbaikars with local ID proof was a sweaty task. Well not as sweaty as the wet one guy claimed to have gotten from his love one during the middle of his act out of sheer and unforgettable excitement. […]
Some of them have the best (post-sex) food as rated by our guests, another make couples double-horny as if the horniest nation in the world can get any hornier than that and yet there are those whose childhood poetic abilities were awoken in one of our couple friendly hotels in Delhi. All sorts of things […]
Hotel sex is all about an escape from your everyday boudoir routine. There are no rules, plus there’s room service, big fucking glasses and those crisp white hotel sheets that someone else cleans up. To fully embrace the glory of hotel sex, you need to use the fuck out of that room. Use all the […]
– What if Sanchit uncle marries Gemma Massey? – What if Subramanyan Swami give Samarpam Maiti a handjob – What if the Pope hit the gym? Here at StayUncle we are known for questioning the status quo. The premise is simple. All things man-made or man-invented can be questioned. Progress follows after the question. Two […]
He: Nahin hai Me: Okay then I am all yours. Doesn’t work like that right? Agar nhi hai to kya ? What next? Thus, the statement doesn’t help us in anyway but in reverse it somewhere strengths the patriarchy. Whaaat? *C’mon auntie, stop relating any random shit to your feminism and call it a real […]
In the drizzly day with chai and bhutta (not sutta, for a change) the rotating bottle stopped in my direction and I was asked – what is the wildest thing that you ever did? I might have tried doing the Kamasutra positions while doing yoga or would have drunk danced on the streets of Goa […]
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