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Best couple friendly hotels in Mumbai

Best couple friendly hotels in Mumbai

Getting hotels for couples in Mumbai turned out easier but hacking couple friendly accommodation for these eager Mumbaikars with local ID proof was a sweaty task. Well not as sweaty as the wet one guy claimed to have gotten from his love one during the middle of his act out of sheer and unforgettable excitement. […]

Top 10 Couple friendly hotels in Delhi

Top 10 Couple friendly hotels in Delhi

Some of them have the best (post-sex) food as rated by our guests, another make couples double-horny as if the horniest nation in the world can get any hornier than that and yet there are those whose childhood poetic abilities were awoken in one of our couple friendly hotels in Delhi. All sorts of things […]

Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahin Hai Kya

Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahin Hai Kya

He: Nahin hai Me: Okay then I am all yours. Doesn’t work like that right? Agar nhi hai to kya ? What next? Thus, the statement doesn’t help us in anyway but in reverse it somewhere strengths the patriarchy. Whaaat? *C’mon auntie, stop relating any random shit to your feminism and call it a real […]

The dirty scary little tale of the she-cup.

The dirty scary little tale of the she-cup.

In the drizzly day with chai and bhutta (not sutta, for a change) the rotating bottle stopped in my direction and I was asked – what is the wildest thing that you ever did? I might have tried doing the Kamasutra positions while doing yoga or would have drunk danced on the streets of Goa […]

Ladies, orgasm anxiety is a real thing.

Ladies, orgasm anxiety is a real thing.

“I’m not sure. What does it feel like? I just asked my cousin if she orgasmed enough with the guy she’d been dating for over three years now. We’d covered a whole gamut of conversation – in between piles of French fries dressed in ranch dressing, and we’d established the fact that the duo were, […]

Objectifying men: Is that a thing?

Objectifying men: Is that a thing?

Did you see Sallu bhai ki any movie the other day? You didn’t? Shame on you — go peep it immediately. What did you see? He is hawwwt right! Or if you are not a big bhai fan then I can bet that you wouldn’t have missed – Ranveer Singh flaunting his oil-soaked chiseled body in his movies or […]

Sex before marriage? Tauba tauba..

Sex before marriage? Tauba tauba..

It is not just our parents and Sanskar that lead me to believe in remaining pavitra till my marriage (Well, my fucking hymen decides if I am pure or not?) but also movies like ‘kya kehna’ where Preity Zinta sleeps with her boyfriend once and gets pregnant as if Saif Ali khan is the most […]