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What if StayUncle existed in the 80s??

A lot of people commend StayUncle on how it is bringing a revolution in the way everyone thinks about love, intimacy and pre-marital sex in the modern times. Since love has existed forever, there has always been a need for a platform where love birdies could come without any fear and spend time with each […]

I stained my pants and didn’t try to hide it.

I was in the break room doubled over in pain. My boss asked me what was wrong and I told him. I can’t remember if it was as crass as “blood oozing out of my vagina” or just “menstrual cycle”, but the look on his face taught me an important lesson that day: you can’t […]

In the name of the Father, The Son and the Holy condom ad ban

“In view of the above, all TV channels are hereby advised not to telecast the advertisements of condoms which are for a particular age group and could be indecent/inappropriate for viewing by children. Indecent, vulgar, suggestive, repulsive or offensive themes or treatment shall be avoided in all advertisements.” Well damn. Here we are at the […]

My salesman bhaiya knew my bra size…

Me: Bhaiya vo 36 size ka dikhana This mere statement acted like a license for the vendor to analyze my breasts size after deep scanning. And for some odd reason there is always some guy behind the counter named something like chotu or raju. Chotu: Are madam aap 34 hi lo, 36 to aapke liye […]

The tale of road that sells love

*Phone ringing* Me (Mumbling to myself) –Abe yaar phir roegaa ye The moment I picked up phone, I heard his rotlu voice again.. He: Dude yaar I can’t get over her, what to do? Me: Bhai yaar tera kuch nhi ho sakta. I think, now is the high time to fulfill your biggest dream of […]