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I stained my pants and didn’t try to hide it.

I stained my pants and didn’t try to hide it.

I was in the break room doubled over in pain. My boss asked me what was wrong and I told him. I can’t remember if it was as crass as “blood oozing out of my vagina” or just “menstrual cycle”, but the look on his face taught me an important lesson that day: you can’t […]

In the name of the Father, The Son and the Holy condom ad ban

In the name of the Father, The Son and the Holy condom ad ban

“In view of the above, all TV channels are hereby advised not to telecast the advertisements of condoms which are for a particular age group and could be indecent/inappropriate for viewing by children. Indecent, vulgar, suggestive, repulsive or offensive themes or treatment shall be avoided in all advertisements.” Well damn. Here we are at the […]

My salesman bhaiya knew my bra size…

My salesman bhaiya knew my bra size…

Me: Bhaiya vo 36 size ka dikhana This mere statement acted like a license for the vendor to analyze my breasts size after deep scanning. And for some odd reason there is always some guy behind the counter named something like chotu or raju. Chotu: Are madam aap 34 hi lo, 36 to aapke liye […]

The tale of road that sells love

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*Phone ringing* Me (Mumbling to myself) –Abe yaar phir roegaa ye The moment I picked up phone, I heard his rotlu voice again.. He: Dude yaar I can’t get over her, what to do? Me: Bhai yaar tera kuch nhi ho sakta. I think, now is the high time to fulfill your biggest dream of […]

StayUncle launching in Nagpur, the city of jerk-offs

StayUncle launching in Nagpur, the city of jerk-offs

Bharat mata.. Bharat mata kiiii… Mata Jata Bharat… I can’t remember how was it. You know that feeling when something itches you at the tip of your penis and you can’t get it off it? That’s how I feel right now. It’s this close and itchy Mata jaat ki.. Arrey, I give up. Why don’t […]