Delhi wants it quick, Mumbai wants it wet and other kinky StayUncle statistics

Delhi wants it quick, Mumbai wants it wet and other kinky StayUncle statistics

Wet, Hot. Sizzling. Clothes on. Clothes off.

Hard to make a common denominator when you serve couples of every age and size here in India.

Your were missing good old Blaze uncle these days right?

Or not?

The way I see Divya auntie was entertaining you with mouth watering stories already. Auntie super nova with her Confessions of a divorced woman in India (heavenly whore is our phrase of the year)

But you were still missing me, right?

I know I know. I was thinking about you as well. Even my porn sessions aren’t what they used to be

But why was I missing lately?

Because whether I like it or not, some amazing people have started working for StayUncle. And a good founder’s task is to let them work. Do some wonders. And break some glasses.

So what on Earth are you working on these days Blaze uncle? Holding your dick in your hands?

Yes. And No!

I took a backstage seat and occupied myself with more data and statistics in order to further optimize the StayUncle experience of our guests

Blaze uncle and data?

Yeah dude? Can you believe that?

So what about it?

Hey, I am just beginner at this whole data sets things.

Don’t jump on me as if you just watched porn. Very soon you will start seeing the effect of my new job descriptions, including more pinky colors, weird videos and funny facial expressions on our team photos.

But for now here is what I’ve done

Playing tits and bits with some data I dag out some interesting numbers.

Numbers about India and love. India about sex

You thought you know your India well?

You knew nothing, John Snow

Brace yourself. Here it comes:

Delhi wants it loooong

Our numbers told us that the largest number of multiple day couple friendly stays come from Delhi. What on earth a couple will do 2 days in a couple friendly hotels? Studying anatomy together? Reading shayaris? You tell me!

Mumbai wants it wet

Recently we shot an email asking what would our guest think about introducing a couple friendly hotel booking for more than 2. You know, the great Indian family type of thing.

The most overwhelming response came from Mumbai. It seems that every couple we have served in Mumbai is ready to try a groupie.. Aaah, you kinky, kinky Mumbai.

And one more then. The biggest number of queries about hotel rooms with bath tubs also comes from Mumbai. Monsons outside, Monsoon inside, I guess.

Kolkata wants to brag

These intellectuals. Who would have thought they can be so entertaining.

A scan through our customer support module have shown us that of all positive reviews we’ve been receiving, the majority comes from Kolkata. And they are always always, always very descriptive

Especially when She says Yes!

 

 

 

Do I appear as a stereotyped auntie looking for her son’s ideal bride?

I haven’t even started..

Bangalore, always in a hurry

Bangalore’s busy citizens never fail to disappoint. Even when getting laid.

Sure deal, dear uncle. The world is waiting for your story

 

 

Chandigarh is all talk, no action

Dostos from Punjab.. Really. Grow up. We’ve seen it all.

Your sexist hip hop and the way you hold your 4 inches penises while walking around Chandigarh with sunglasses after 8 pm.

We’ve been through it and we grew up afterwards. You should do the same too.

Enough the talk and take some action finally. Chandigarh is still failing behind other cities in the barometer of love making.

Don’t blame StayUncle if you suffer shortage of monsoons this season.

 

 

I am really getting into this

Which other city you’d like to know about?

Poke me down here…. In the comment’s section.

 

— Image credit: Tattooton

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Blaze Uncle is StayUncle's Chief Marketing Uncle in charge of telling StayUncle love stories over wrap of mumfali and beer.

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