I stained my pants and didn’t try to hide it.

I stained my pants and didn’t try to hide it.

I was in the break room doubled over in pain. My boss asked me what was wrong and I told him. I can’t remember if it was as crass as “blood oozing out of my vagina” or just “menstrual cycle”, but the look on his face taught me an important lesson that day: you can’t […]

Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahin Hai Kya

Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahin Hai Kya

He: Nahin hai Me: Okay then I am all yours. Doesn’t work like that right? Agar nhi hai to kya ? What next? Thus, the statement doesn’t help us in anyway but in reverse it somewhere strengths the patriarchy. Whaaat? *C’mon auntie, stop relating any random shit to your feminism and call it a real […]

The dirty scary little tale of the she-cup.

The dirty scary little tale of the she-cup.

In the drizzly day with chai and bhutta (not sutta, for a change) the rotating bottle stopped in my direction and I was asked – what is the wildest thing that you ever did? I might have tried doing the Kamasutra positions while doing yoga or would have drunk danced on the streets of Goa […]

Ladies, orgasm anxiety is a real thing.

Ladies, orgasm anxiety is a real thing.

“I’m not sure. What does it feel like? I just asked my cousin if she orgasmed enough with the guy she’d been dating for over three years now. We’d covered a whole gamut of conversation – in between piles of French fries dressed in ranch dressing, and we’d established the fact that the duo were, […]

Objectifying men: Is that a thing?

Objectifying men: Is that a thing?

Did you see Sallu bhai ki any movie the other day? You didn’t? Shame on you — go peep it immediately. What did you see? He is hawwwt right! Or if you are not a big bhai fan then I can bet that you wouldn’t have missed – Ranveer Singh flaunting his oil-soaked chiseled body in his movies or […]

Sex before marriage? Tauba tauba..

Sex before marriage? Tauba tauba..

It is not just our parents and Sanskar that lead me to believe in remaining pavitra till my marriage (Well, my fucking hymen decides if I am pure or not?) but also movies like ‘kya kehna’ where Preity Zinta sleeps with her boyfriend once and gets pregnant as if Saif Ali khan is the most […]