I was in the break room doubled over in pain. My boss asked me what was wrong and I told him. I can’t remember if it was as crass as “blood oozing out of my vagina” or just “menstrual cycle”, but the look on his face taught me an important lesson that day: you can’t […]
– What if Sanchit uncle marries Gemma Massey? – What if Subramanyan Swami give Samarpam Maiti a handjob – What if the Pope hit the gym? Here at StayUncle we are known for questioning the status quo. The premise is simple. All things man-made or man-invented can be questioned. Progress follows after the question. Two […]
He: Nahin hai Me: Okay then I am all yours. Doesn’t work like that right? Agar nhi hai to kya ? What next? Thus, the statement doesn’t help us in anyway but in reverse it somewhere strengths the patriarchy. Whaaat? *C’mon auntie, stop relating any random shit to your feminism and call it a real […]
In the drizzly day with chai and bhutta (not sutta, for a change) the rotating bottle stopped in my direction and I was asked – what is the wildest thing that you ever did? I might have tried doing the Kamasutra positions while doing yoga or would have drunk danced on the streets of Goa […]
“I’m not sure. What does it feel like? I just asked my cousin if she orgasmed enough with the guy she’d been dating for over three years now. We’d covered a whole gamut of conversation – in between piles of French fries dressed in ranch dressing, and we’d established the fact that the duo were, […]
Being a connoisseur of porn we all have read those lines before getting into real action. Well, the above lines are the exact words printed on ‘Charminar penis enlargement cream’. Really guys, Charminar? I mean c’mon let’s be a little realistic and a bit more creative. And what if I am not satisfied with Charminar’s […]
How many? Nearly Nil….. Yes exactly those many number of people have got intimate or had sex during menstruation. “Are you f**king out of your Nuts?” ( I suffer from BIB syndrome, brain in balls) If that was the first expression that came into your mind after listening to my query, I ain’t surprised. Menstruation […]
Did you see Sallu bhai ki any movie the other day? You didn’t? Shame on you — go peep it immediately. What did you see? He is hawwwt right! Or if you are not a big bhai fan then I can bet that you wouldn’t have missed – Ranveer Singh flaunting his oil-soaked chiseled body in his movies or […]
Would you like a Nepali gudiya? Or a wide Bangladeshi? How about a snowy Ukranian? No no, nothing beats the good old desi Bhabhi in bed. Yum yum.. Getting edgy already? Jump in and get greasy right here – www.staylaid.com. India’s first and only website where you can book a girl for one night, completely secure […]
It is not just our parents and Sanskar that lead me to believe in remaining pavitra till my marriage (Well, my fucking hymen decides if I am pure or not?) but also movies like ‘kya kehna’ where Preity Zinta sleeps with her boyfriend once and gets pregnant as if Saif Ali khan is the most […]
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