Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahin Hai Kya

He: Nahin hai Me: Okay then I am all yours. Doesn’t work like that right? Agar nhi hai to kya ? What next? Thus, the statement doesn’t help us in anyway but in reverse it somewhere strengths the patriarchy. Whaaat? *C’mon auntie, stop relating any random shit to your feminism and call it a real […]

The dirty scary little tale of the she-cup.

In the drizzly day with chai and bhutta (not sutta, for a change) the rotating bottle stopped in my direction and I was asked – what is the wildest thing that you ever did? I might have tried doing the Kamasutra positions while doing yoga or would have drunk danced on the streets of Goa […]

Ladies, orgasm anxiety is a real thing.

“I’m not sure. What does it feel like? I just asked my cousin if she orgasmed enough with the guy she’d been dating for over three years now. We’d covered a whole gamut of conversation – in between piles of French fries dressed in ranch dressing, and we’d established the fact that the duo were, […]

Charminar or Eiphel tower? What size is the right penis size?

Being a connoisseur of porn we all have read those lines before getting into real action. Well, the above lines are the exact words printed on ‘Charminar penis enlargement cream’. Really guys, Charminar? I mean c’mon let’s be a little realistic and a bit more creative. And what if I am not satisfied with Charminar’s […]

Objectifying men: Is that a thing?

Did you see Sallu bhai ki any movie the other day? You didn’t? Shame on you — go peep it immediately. What did you see? He is hawwwt right! Or if you are not a big bhai fan then I can bet that you wouldn’t have missed – Ranveer Singh flaunting his oil-soaked chiseled body in his movies or […]

Sex before marriage? Tauba tauba..

It is not just our parents and Sanskar that lead me to believe in remaining pavitra till my marriage (Well, my fucking hymen decides if I am pure or not?) but also movies like ‘kya kehna’ where Preity Zinta sleeps with her boyfriend once and gets pregnant as if Saif Ali khan is the most […]